Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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fava beans

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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