- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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