Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Robin, get in the car!

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Womens rights.

whats 7+4? 74

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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