- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

scientology.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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