- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Get on the boat.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

okay so theres this guy.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

hi joshua

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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