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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

John Cena for president

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Justin beiber's penis

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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