- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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