- Anti Joke

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.