- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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