What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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TELL

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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