What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Poker face

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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