- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Blacks

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Christianity.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

retard

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

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