- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

your mom.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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