A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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How's the weather? Good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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