- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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