- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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