Call of Duty is a good game.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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