why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A man walks into a bar

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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