i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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