- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

no

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

these are shit

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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