- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why? Why not?

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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