Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Barack Obama.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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