I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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