- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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