- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Ben Corbishley

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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