so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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