Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Anti Joke

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