- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

cancer

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Bark I'm a tree

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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