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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

No it doesnt..

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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