why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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