Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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