How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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THe Election

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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