- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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