- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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