- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What does water smell like? water.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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