Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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