- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

This is not a joke.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Jebron Lames.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Burp

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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