- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

mikey is cute

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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