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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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