- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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