- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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