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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.