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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it