If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Knock Knock. Come in.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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