- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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