Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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