- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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