Tommy got neutered.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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