- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Everybody will die

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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