What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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