Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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