- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Thats what she said

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Where's the soap?

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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