- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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