- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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