One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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WNBA

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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