what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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WNBA

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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