My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Fat people

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Penis

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

epic win?

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

How about that airline food?

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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