- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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