How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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autsim

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www.hurr-durr.com

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Daniel is a fag

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Anti Joke

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