What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

derp

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Kevin and Ramin

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Anti Joke

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