What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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I love you

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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are u black unlucky

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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dallen loves penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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