I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Beka has AIDS

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

drew edminstin is a rat

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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