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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

69 What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Cancer.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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