- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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