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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Hellen keller

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

The child was fired from his job.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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