- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

Pianos.

A blind man walks into a library.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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