- Anti Joke

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.