- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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