What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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