- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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