Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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