- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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