- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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