What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Beka has AIDS

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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