- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

what is big and white? Your Mom

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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