A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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A van drives into a car.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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