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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

I have suicidal thoughts

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Stephen Hawking

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