why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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