Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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