Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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