- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Who wants $300? Me too.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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