- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

I like the color potato.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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