- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Your text.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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