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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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