- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What did Washington say to California? WC

guess what>? your mum lol

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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