- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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