- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

seek beauty

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

world society

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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