there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Bob Saget

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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