- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

knock knock!? . . No.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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