A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

whats worse than gill? nothing

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Dislike this.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

In soviet Russia...things are different

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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